I'm saving up for a hair transplant. Should I start a Gofundme to combat my malding? Leading a group of orangutans can really take a toll on mental health! Want to get to know REALLY know me? Come join my clan and let me verbally abuse you. You'll start to find the beauty within my impassioned scream-raging. I promise.
Yuri is ego's very own professional electrician. In game and out of game, this guy that wire an entire Israeli village by himself. He is also a walking Make-A-Wish foundation for all the poor ego children that can't afford VIP for themselves. Over the past couple years of Yuri being a leader of ego and dot, his hairline has started to recede almost as much as KiNN's.
Without fail for the past 3 years, Rocko has been relentless in his pursuit to make us build at Dome. His success rate of us doing so is around 2%, but man, when we do - this man fucking GLOWS. Rocko started off as an innocent 13 year old squeaker, and is now a depressed young adult that hits the gym in the middle of every wipe day to help him cope with the fact he's played with KiNN for so long.
Reflex didn't initially join dot to join a good Rust clan (lol), he joined so we could all be his literal unpaid English tutors. And holy fuck - has it paid off. He went from babbling like a moron to forming almost-coherent English sentences about how he died from behind in a roam. His vocabulary is now a mix of rage-induced screamed profanities, and how he's the best Spanish player in Rust.
Wootizl is the most longterm member of this team, he has been here since the very beginning of dot clan in 2016. He might be the least impressionable person we have ever met; almost half a decade of playing with KiNN - and he's still an untainted chill fucking guy.
I am convinced Skitz has killed a man. There is nothing like hearing Skitz get mumbling-drunk on wipe night and have him deny being drunk at all. "Loyalty, honour, respect and protection of territory are all hallmark cholo values". Now... I'm not saying Skitz is a cholo but - those values are most definitely fully aligned with what he does for ego in rust.
Source: Peggy Gallaher
Adorned with a rusty pedo-van, Pure lurks the playgrounds of Rust searching for his next squeaker victim. His voice is the culmination of 50 years of smoking a pack a day, and living in a trailer caked with dust. Listen closely to the end of the ego intro to hear Pure's laugh as a cameo.
When it's time for dinner, everything in Bulk's life stops. In the middle of an online raid? Last alive holding bodies? Guess who's about to say "I'm gonna go eat dinner" and log the fuck off. That is Bulk in a nutshell.
In progress of writing...
Honest to God... in the 2.5 years Faunter has been in this team, his English has massively deteriorated. He started off unable to communicate, and has slowly drifted back to his unintelligible ways. Faunter is the most unique base bitch in Rust, and there's nothing like coming back to base to hear "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE METAL FWAGS" screamed in in-game voice.
250 pounds of pure love and loyalty. A gentle giant. Blah usually spends the entirety of wipe being the protector of bandit camp and farming LRs for KiNN since he's too shit with AK. Since bandit camp is no longer a fun place to be, Blah has found himself moving onto better things. Who knew a newly-married rugby player would enjoy making hemp farms?
What do you want out of a builder in Rust? A base? Well look elsewhere, cause with Nitro a completed main base is a fucking RARITY. I mean fuck, the stars have to align for him to even be on for more than 4 hours on wipe day. No stone in the base to build? You'll find him sleeping on the roof within 5 minutes. Nitro is still recovering from weeks of playing with AlmightyLion, and he may just be permanently tainted from that traumatic experience.
A year of playing with Nick... and I still have no fucking idea what to write. Stay tuned.
Lem0nshark is literally a black cock connoisseur. This man spams Rust and LGBTQ discords with a vast array of hand-picked black python pictures. If you're ever in your base and you hear a Ku Klux Klan speech being ear raped, you can damn well bet that he's outside with a DB and compound bow about to make your Rust experience a living Hell.
The fucking snake-rat of ego clan. This kid will sit in a bush in the middle of a roam for 10 minutes waiting until he's behind the enemy team. He is a Vietcong reincarnate. His favorite tagline is: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Inactive fuck. Severely damaged personality due to playing with Sloth for so long.
In progress of writing...
Ape is an Evangelical Christian. This is why he decides to uses phrases such as; what the heck, holy fudge, and God darn it.
Burrito has been banned from our private discord on 3 separate occasions.
Climber was an innocent squeaker when he joined. That all changed after 1 week in ego. As soon as I heard him say "It's C-Section time!!!" while running with a knife, I knew we had permanently stunted his maturity and tainted his personality forever. Although unethical, we all choose child labour over doing the right thing.
Caiio plays rust IRL. The streets of Brazil are not a forgiving place. With that kind of experience, you'd think you'd be a God at rust. Unfortunately, this is not the case. You can find a photo of Caiio roaming with his family irl in the photo documented above.